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The secret motto is "Knowledge is the light of life" and it is never to be written or spoken above a whisper. "In IIKE" means in love and light and is used to sign a letter or email after becoming an initiated member. On the Gamma Phi Beta Website, under "our symbols," one of the symbols has the Hebrew word "ΧΧ¨ΧΧ’" on it. This is the Hebrew word for "four". This represents the four founders of the sorority. The Hebrew alphabet letters, from right to left, ALEPH DALET VET AYIN. The non-Latin characters in the mark transliterate to "ARBA" and this means "FOUR" in English.
Fuck Gamma Phi Beta, those girls are liars!!!
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A band of of women who, over time, consume one another to gain mass and power over the other women. They follow and alpha male type of government where the woman with the most power and mass is elected to lead the band. All new initiates cannot gain such a high status immediately. They must, over a long period of time, consume many powerful masses (usually summing up to be bundles of carbohydrates and high fructose corn syrup) that are stolen from either charity events they hold or from male fridges.
However, mass alone is not enough; over time the wisest of the leviathans will dispense their knowledge on how to frustrate their rival group: males.
Food is essential, and when a turkey cannot be stolen during thanksgiving, they inform men that they will be coming over to privateer his food for a cause he, not only does not understand, but has never heard them even speak of a cause.
So, in order to become part of this illustrious band of vagabonds, you must have a large and over-bearing personality along with an hourglass figure (this statement should be retracted because when a group of these intangible leviathans presented to some males their homemade hourglass it was just a cardboard box full of sand). This type of creature is hard to come by nowadays. They have the wisdom of youth and energy of age; all in all, modest creatures with much to be modest about.
Oh shit, Kendra's walking in!
Where did all the food go?
Do we have to go to the stupid formal with Gamma Sigma Sigma? All they do is compare their breasts. But it's unfair when a leviathan shows of her breasts and four fat rolls.
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The online "fraternity" at Florida Institute of Technology for people who are scared of meeting each other in person.
According to its faculty adviser, Theta Omega Gamma is an average fraternity in all respects minus the βgoing out together and drinkingβ aspect.
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A bunch of fuckin' losers who mentally manipulate younger members in the name of "brotherhood". Avoid at all costs! Don't make the same mistake I did.
Some random-ass college guy: Yo, I just got a bid from this fuckin' cool group called Sigma Tau Gamma. They're like the dopest dudes around!
Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.
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An expression used when confused, angry, startled, excited or annoyed.
"Omega-gamma-pajama-wamma! That guy nearly ran me over!"
"Holy omega-gamma-pajama-wamma! When did you get here."
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A person who force/trick/place themselves into important positions in people's lives (family, friends, acquaintances, etc.) to manipulate, take advantage of, or hurt others for personal gain or spite.
Gampa (male), Gamma (female), Gammy (child), Gam (non-binary)
I truly thought they cared about me, turns out they are just a Gampa/Gamma/Gam/Gammy.
Gampa (male); Gamma (female); Gam (non-binary/group of people); Gammy (child)
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Realizing that all frats are weak and soft, an elite group of individuals specializing in the consumption of alcohol, formed a unique rival faction. Far superior to typical greek social houses, AGB incorporates bad-ass armed forces influences (hence bravo in the namesake) to cement the fact they are better than their "frat-tastic" counterparts. Ironically, it is sometimes observed that the behavior of this exclusive group is frighteningly close to that of a typical fratboy. This is attributed to the fact that AGB members command a vastly superior intellect and are openly mocking these lesser mortals for their outrageous dress and inferior manhood. Members can be identified by their rugged good-looks, their overall BAMF-ness, and the occasional AGB forearm bump.
He must be in AGB, look how many hotties are hanging on him.
AGB (ALPHA GAMMA BRAVO)! AGB! YEAH MOFOS!
BOOMTOWN!!!
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