gash life

Is a much more crass and crude way of saying 'sex life' or 'love life', but really only applies to males (and possibly lesbians), as the word 'gash' means vagina and the term is basically enquiring whether he (or she in the case of a lesbian) has been scoring with any females.
There is also an alternative interpretation of the term, meaning the 'life of gash' - whereby someone focuses on scoring gash and uses any means necessary to get gash. Someone like this may be known as a gash hound.

Jerome: How's the gash life, matey?
Abdul: Dude, it's non exsistent.

Jack: Did you get some gash last night?
Thomas: No, I need to get some better chat up lines and improve my gash life, I'm getting desperate.

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Gash Dash

To go on a "dash" which consists of going out with your friends and getting as much "gash" as you can.

Friend 1: There is loads of "gash" at this party
Friend 2: Let's go on a "gash dash"

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Hind Gash

Reference to the anus. The rectum. The back pussy.

I slipped out when strokin from behind and it popped in her hind gash. So I just kept going.

She finally gave up the hind gash.

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Gash dance

the clever, muscular contractions of the vagina that a woman who is an awesome fuck can effect. A squeezing, rippling sensation is felt on the penis, usually resulting in gasping and moaning from the lucky gent, and sometimes, uncontrollable jizzing and mumbled apologies.

"Oh my god, Claire totally sent me over the edge with her gash dance"

"Ever had a gash dance?"

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Gash Chamber

A room or vehicle filled with attractive (potentially Jewish) women

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that car?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It was a total gash chamber
Guy 2: That's deeply offensive to my religion... and should we go after them?

Gash Pirate

A group of ill mannered seaman who trawl the seas in search of gash,any gash,hairy bald young or auld,warm or cold.
They willl take thier swag and leave in search of thier next piece of gash

Starboard side gash pirates,all aboard that vessel theres plenty gash to go round
Get in aboot it

Gash point

A subtle change to the phrase cash point.

A nightclub, pub, whore house, anywhere you expect to have more than it's fair share of fanny.

Any place knee deep in clunge.

"We need to go to the nearest gash point"

"I need a gash point now !"

" I need to go to the gash point.." "Why ?" " I need to get some gash"