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Doing something for fun, or for no particular reason.
"I just ate a Carolina Reaper."
"Why?"
"I dunno, gits and shiggles."
Someone who is very classy and sophisticated at doing the following:
1. A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners.
2. A person who feels justified in their callow behaviour.
3. A pubescent kid who thinks it's totally cool to act like a moron on the internet, only because no one can actually reach through the screen and punch their lights out.
"3 days left until handing in the group report and he's done absolutely nowt".
"What an utter posh git!"
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to get going; to be prepared; a casual way to say "let's get it".
Ready to go to the party?
Lez git it!
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Git some, is often used as a provocation or as motivation.
Ex. 1
*person one* you wanna fuckin fight?!
*person 2* git some bitch!
Ex. 2
*person one*Dude that chick is really hot...
*person 2*Well dont just stand there go git some!!
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The Legend Of The Fat Git:
An enormous man who weighs 500 stone and has the combined body fat of 50 sumo wrestlers. He is rumoured to travel around the Scottish Highlands searching for something to shit on. A startled farmer in Scotland once found a pile of shit as big as the Ritz Carlton (see quote below) and he instantly knew it was the Fat Git's doing.
In the summer of 1982 seventeen distilleries were emptied by the Fat Git. He obviously has a taste for lager and chicken vindaloo.
Here's what to do if you meet the Fat Git:
1) (If he gets too close) try and hide yourself in his 60 folds of fat until he goes to sleep. You'll have plenty of leftover chicken curries to stay alive on.
2) Throw rocks at his fat and watch them rebound at great speeds. (It's good fun!)
3) Ask him what's the biggest shit he's ever produced. He'll bend over and show you.
4) Do not ask to smell his armpits.
"I saw the Fat Git's shit outside my house... it was the size of the Ritz Carlton but without all the windows! Large chunks were falling all over the place killing innocent sheep in the process."
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All the other people suck. It means your mother is a hooker...seriously...not hard. Thats what it means. Not stupid or an arsehole...just that yo mamma is on the game. People use it when somone is a cunt, like most swear words..but thats not what most of them mean.
"Man, apple martin, thats one fucked up name, and I heard yo mammas a right git?"
"Fucking right man, have you seen Vanilla sky?"
"You are a git, yes you, the one reading this, you may not know, but yo mamma is not where you think she is, shes in my friend's bed..."
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