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glenn westlake middle school, the school of extreme hoes. you could be dating a kid one day, then will break your heart and move on to the next with out even looking back. everyone has gigantic boobs and the boys love to comment on girls asses. if your lucky you might even be put on thicc list. its basically a school full of stupid drama and rumors. your either a super popular rich kid or you are some looser than sits in the corner with no friends. you will see every popular person wearing there lulu leggings with vineyard vine shirts walking around like they own the damn school. not to mention that they are terrible at teaching any kind of academics. if you take what you learn and move to a new school honey you are screwed. i mean not to leave out the teachers like mrs. johnson or mrs. blair will give you tests on shit you don’t even learn. it’s a horrible school and i feel so bad to ANYONE that has to attend that school for all 3 years.
person 1: you went to glenn westlake middle school right?
person 2: yea, that hell hole taught me nothing and turned me and my friends into rude basic bitches, i’m so glad i’m outta there.
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John Glenn High School is a high school in Walkerton Indiana. Here you will find hillbillies AND preppy girls. This school is known as the “yee yee” school. The hillbillies there drive big ole nasty trucks. The girls at John Glenn usually sleep around with other girl’s boyfriends. And the guys there are not really attractive. John Glenn’s sports aren’t too bad.. other than the fact that their Football team sucks ass. John Glenn has some pretty good fights but they’re mostly girl fights.. which consist of hair pulling and screaming at each other.
I went to John Glenn High School (IN)
for my baseball game & a hillbilly almost hit me with his truck!
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1. A small high school in Long Island, New York, abbreviated as JGHS or Elwood.
2. Usually throws the best parties compared to Commack and other districts.
3. Where rumors spread to everybody in hours.
4. The cafeteria has a gradient of social classes.
5. The freshman hallway always smells like smoke and weed.
6. At least one bomb threat from the middle school every month.
7. You go to Marino if you need a late pass.
8. You wish you could move far, far away.
9. You always find out that one person who was sending you shit on Formspring.
10. Gum is the new currency and BBM is your means of communication.
11. Everyone knows your name, not your story.
12. You know one random fact about almost everyone in the building.
13. You enjoy pissing Mr. Rose off at one point in your life.
14. You anticipate Freshman Friday every year even though you know what it's all about.
15. You avoid the student lot when it rains at all costs.
Commack:"Did you hear about that girl that passed out drunk last friday night?"
John Glenn High School: "Yeah, the whole school knows, that's normal."
Commack: "Oh...Got any weed for me?"
John Glenn High School: "Obviously."
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Fuck boys and Yee Yee boys. No flavor and all the black boys love white girls. It’s a sad place.
You poor black queen! You went to Tom glenn high school!
girl comes over. gives you a chance to fuck the shit out of her. you kiss her twice on the cheek and brag to your friends that you made out wif her then "slept" with her. women preferably over 40
Glenn's Definition of sleeping with a girl - "Hey Frankie, i slept with this little blonde last night."
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The meme of Westland. The administration sucks ass, and last year a girl got suspended for taking a picture of the yellow water and posting it on twitter! But on the bright side we’re one of the only michigan high schools to have an active planetarium, classes are generally easy, and you get free breakfast! Yet Half the kids who come here don’t care about their future, all they wanna do is fight and do drugs! The work is so easy and all they do is lay around and not do anything! At least we’re better than Wayne Memorial, Belleville, and Romulus. We literally had a meme day for spirit week. That’s how much of a meme John Glenn is.
Person 1: The work at John Glenn High School is really hard!
Person 2: Get off your ass and do something.
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A school full of depression, anxiety, kids who fake depression and anxiety for attention, and school shooting threats. I have been at this bitch for a year and a half and 98% of the people I've met here are fake and will talk shit about you behind you're back and leave you when someone else better comes. Also a ton of straight white kids saying the n word and the f slur because its "just a word," which is always cool because theres actual meaning behind those words. Oh also the reading teachers are actually insane I think that most of you know what I'm talking about if you went there. I almost forgot the 5 school shooting and bomb threats in the past month, making me literally scared to go to this hell hole everyday. I mean are we surprised that we have so many threats theres stuff wrong with this school and the people that go there. Also, if you're depressed dont even try getting help. All that happens is the counsellor calls your parents and tells them you're depressed.
Kid: I hate glenn westlake middle school
Other kid: me too
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