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That gnappy headed Gnig Gnome stole my GNissan!
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A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.
Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"
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Noun. After you've taken your garbage out to the street, these shadowy figures come out in the night to take part of it that they perceive as a 'great find' with the intention of fixing it and putting it into their home. Some especially brave gnomes will come during the day to take your garbage, but this is a rare breed.
Examples of things that could be considered treasure by garbage gnomes: Broken/old computer desks, broken/old computer monitors, used/old stained mattresses(because surely those stains could be removed), broken/old furniture, broken/old televisions.
*Kelly takes garbage out to the street*
*Garbage Gnome drives by and sees said garbage*
Garbage Gnome: I can't believe someone threw that away!
*Garbage Gnome loads up something from the garbage in their car/truck/suv*
*Kelly wakes up in the morning, walks outside and notices the recliner she threw out missing*
Kelly: Well, I hope they manage to fix the broken arm on that recliner that grand dad used to piss in while watching tv.
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A garden gnome with a black skin tone instead of the usual white. Generally,they are a rare species of garden gnome.
Person 1: Dude, I just saw a nigger gnome when I was driving home.
Person 2: Holy shit, I thought they were just a myth.
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Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)
The Gnome King is a title given to only one who is worthy of its title. They are almost like a god. Except the Gnome King is cancerous.
"Look Dad, it's Keemstar!"
Why does he look like a Fucking Gnome?"
"He is the Gnome King!"
Nigga gnome, the shit you see at yo aunt's crib.
Wtf that bitch doing with a nigga gnome.