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Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.
You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!
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A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.
"Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes."
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(noun)
Belittling and insulting term for a person who won't do anything that can be regarded as "wrong" or "immoral". A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior - often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.
(Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.)
See also: politically correct, Pollyannaish, Daddy's Little Girl
So you spent all your money to give to the homeless, then went to singing in church and now you won't engage in oral sex with me? Why, aren't YOU miss Goody Two-Shoes today?
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A person (Usually a female) who usually does not enjoy drugs, drinking, partying, or getting into any trouble. They don't like getting in trouble, especially in school. They sometimes can be quiet or sometimes they can be very outgoing. You will almost never catch them at a party. He/She may be a straight A student and a teacher's pet. Or sometimes they could be using the "Good-Girl/Boy" disguise and actually may be the complete opposite of they seem to be.
"I think she is using that goody two shoes look to trick us."
"Man, what a goody two shoes. She doesn't even want to hold my hand."
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Mother-In-Law's secret stash of pleasure toys. Typically this is in a nightstand drawer where is it easy to reach on short notice. Examples of items typically found include vibrators, anal beads, nipple clamps, etc. The goodies could also include items for more than solo-action such as ball gags, ropes, floggers, and paddles.
Last night I thing that my live in Mother-in-Law used up everything in her MiL goodie drawer. There were "happy noises" from her room all night!
Introductory phrase that means what’s up or what’s going on. Used to spice up introductions and leave a creative impression.
Hey, what’s goody in the hoody? I never hear from you often.
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A goody-too-shoes is someone who needs everything perfect. Even if it’s not theirs they will clean it up or make it tidy. If they don’t tell the teacher the right answer, they go right back at it.
#1 she’s such a goody-too-shoes!!
#2 if I didn’t get the right answer I would just give up
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