Goof Juice

PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.

Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah

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goof off

1. To slack off or waste time with the implication that the time is better spent at something to hand (like one's job);

2. Semi-euphemism for "masturbate."

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-After school, Sam was downtown as usual, the typical small-town Drugstore Cowboy, goofing off.

-In the movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971), the coach's remark to the basketball team, "If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something," was replaced by "If y'all boys didn't goof off so much, you might amount to something," for the TV release.

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goof ballism

christinas disease that i can use for many different things.

well you see here its a simple yet complex case of goof ballism

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goof troup

the group of girls in your school that are all hoes but are pretty. the sluts of the school, will do anything when they're drunk.

"whoa, did you go to the party saturday night?"
"Yeah, all the troopers were there hooking up!"

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goof

Describing the action of taking a quick dive in the pool or swimming for less than 27 seconds. Most commonly used in afrikaans culture

Im going to go take a quick goof

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Shit the Goof

1. The act of shitting in Goofy's mouth. This is most easily accomplished by buying a Goofy hat from Disney World and promptly taking a dump on the underside. Optionally, you can send it to Disney headquarters.

2. An unusual euphemism generally referring to hanging out with friends and getting nothing useful done.

1. "Man, I'm so angry at those Direct-to-DVD Disney movies, I could just shit the goof."

2. "I've got nothing to do; want to shit the goof tonight?"

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goof ball

A term for barbituates mostly used in the early part of the 20th century.

William Burroughs did a lot of goof balls.

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