the most sexy fine assed beast to walk this earth, consider his music, talent and well-endowment to be a blessing....he can park his car in my garage anyday ;) he can be my doorknob cause i'd like to have a turn...if you disagree you are both blind and deaf...
JAYS PANTS!!!!! mmmmm.....drool.....
If Jay Gordon was a nail, I'd be his hammer, cause I'd pound him anyday!!!!
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A Bacterial Infection of the Nervous system. This disease can be transmitted through coughing, sneezing or taxing and affects mostly supporters of the British labour party. People suffering from this infection will look and feel very lethargic; in later stages the person may begin to lose money in large amounts. To reduce chance of infection, avoid contact with infected people and vote for somebody else.
1: I feel really tired.
2: S**t, maybe you have Gordon Brown!
1: What should I do?
2: you should rest for a while and then things will only get better.
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When you are doing a girl from behind. You reach around and fishhook her mouth and let your buddy in. All while singing.. it's the Gordon Fisherman!!
Hey I got this girl, fish hooks and some time. You want to spill some tartar sauce?? It's the Gordon Fisherman...
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A place where everyone knows everyone. The school has drama,drama,drama. In the supermarket they talk about the sluts, the parties, and the gangs. This is also Minong, WI. Weed growers and alcohal drinkers. The teen girls get knocked up at age 14, and the boys are sent to juvi buy 13. They arn't ALL imbread up there, but some are. Just a shitty place to live.
I went to the camp ground in Minong and Gordon, WI. All the people there were knocked up and high.
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Messing up your ankle so bad it makes a right angle.
Yo his ankle got messed up. Looks like he just did a Gordon Hayward
Bob Ross but food edition with a side of anger issues.
Person: Gordon Ramsay is just Bob Ross but food edition with a side of anger issues-