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grunge wannabe

A person who tries to be someone they're not following the modern day "grunge" lifestyle. Because nowadays people have to be something they are not.

Person A: Eww look at her shirt
Person B: What's wrong with it? It's just a Nirvana band tee... I thought you love them
Person A: I do but i really don't like how she can just be something she is NOT.
Person B: OOOH i see... she is a wannabe
Person A: She is specifically a grunge wannabe.

by if.grumpy.cat.was.human...me May 6, 2015

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grunge master

One who has mastered the art of grunge bud.
Instuructor of growing the best grunge bud.

person 1: " Is this bud any good?"
person 2: "I am not sure, ask Scott, he's a Grunge Master".

by kath955 May 12, 2011

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Post-Grunge

Music for douchebags. Post-grunge is a broadly-defined genre, but in general it refers to excreable acts like Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Staind, Hoobastank, 3 Doors Down, Creed, Collective Soul, Silverchair, Candlebox, and Switchfoot. Because they all have essentially the same "singing" style, every post-grunge frontman is interchangeable, and every post-grunge song sounds exactly alike, no matter the band. Chord progressions are childlike in their simplicity, but it doesn't matter because the guitars are heavily distorted and the lead singer is often found making inhuman sounds into the mic. Post-grunge music can make 80s synth-pop look like Mozart by comparison, but somehow these groups continue to rake in cash hand over fist. Blame the douchebags who listen to this garbage, I guess.

Dude A: Post-grunge is awesome!
Dude B: You're a complete and utter douchebag.
Dude A (sadly): I know.

"It's Been Awhile"? Since what, you wrote a song that didn't suck balls?

by Walt Nichols February 10, 2009

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Grunge Fringe

A grunge fringe is a hairstyle, but not one you usually will have on a voluntary basis. It is found on beings with a fringe, who haven't cut their hair in an a bit to big amount of time, and hasn't washed it in a while either. It can often be found amongst punks and such whom has had a bad month. A classic grunge fringe has usually some unnatural, but fading colours.

Kurt Cobain had a grunge fringe at times, but he seemed to want it...

by BenjiValentine February 4, 2006

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country grunge

1. a gritty form of modern country music
2. a mix-genre of guitar tones and drum beats
3. usually a country-raised lyrical base with influence from experience or thoughts
4. a non-conforming attitude, but still gentleman-like

-values include hard-working, generous, kind, courteous, but wild and fun.
-more real and in-depth lyrical subject matters
-emotions vary greatly, i.e. thought-provoking, sarcastic, light-hearted and/or heartbroken

Jared Blake is an example of a recent, mass-exposed country grunge artist on NBC's "The Voice".

Other popular artists include Johnny Cash, Kris Kristoffersen, Jamey Johnson, Keith Urban, and Jason Aldean, to name a few.

by Music is Music February 12, 2012

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Happy Grunge

1. A person who likes the colors/ aesthetics /songs of the grunge / pastel grunge lifestyle but doesn't really agree with many of the "I hate people" vibes that Tumblr users associate with grunge.

2. A person who likes the grunge/pastel grunge lifestyle but is happy and pretty secure.

Sad Grunge: Ugh, I bet you don't even listen to Bruce Springsteen. You just have that shirt 'cause it's "vintage." You're just pastel grunge, you're not even real grunge.

Happy Grunge: Actually, I do like Bruce! :)

Sad Grunge: Oh yeah? And what's your favorite song, hipster?

Happy Grunge: Hmm, either "Thunder Road," or --

Sad Grunge: Thought so! You're not even a real fan!

Happy Grunge: OR "Meet Me in the City."

Sad Grunge: What - what's that song?

Happy Grunge: Oh, it was a song that was cut from "The River." You should look it up, it's awesome!

Sad Grunge: Ya know, whatever. Get away from me. >:(

by savageselfies February 19, 2016


Cock grunge

The accumulation of detritus that builds up on an uncircumcised penis, especially following sexual activity of the anal variety.

Daniel Radcliffe suffers from chronic cock grunge, according to Rupert Grint.

by T. J. Watson January 29, 2008

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