taking a dump resulting in marks left in the toilet.
wow!the person in the bathroom before me took a grunt bumper that resembles a brown shoe.
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A term referring to when an individual sucks on another male individual's scrotal sack (i.e.: balls, nuts, two pieces, hanging dice, etc) and the sucking sound makes a grunting noise as the person pulls their mouth off the sack.
Corey, who loves females, was getting his balls licked and heard an all too familiar sound. He said "ooh, I love the grunting scrotus"
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Synonymous to poop, crap, shit. It is the product of visiting the toilet to take a crap.
I have to go lay a grunt cake.
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A military slang term coined by U.S. Army POGs, during the Global War On Terror. It's normally used to explain why POGs would be in a combat situation.
Generally soldiers in trucking units, fuelers, protect convoy, etc... Anyone preforming missions outside the wire, in a hostile threat environment.
Just for disambiguation, POGs make up about 90+% of the U.S. Army.
Also a clothing line, featuring military and patriot style humor. That seems to trigger both U.S. Military veterans, and sad people, who embody the U.S. Army's moto of, "This we'll defend."
We weren't as hardcore as the infantry. But, we did it "grunt style."
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When your ass is really hairy and you sometimes get random shit (no pun intended) whether its actual shit, or underwear lint, stuck in said ass hair. Then you find it and it looks like a little gnocci and you pull it out and grunt. Hence the name grunt berry. The berry is usually fibrous and full of protein if you have a dog or cat they will most likely eat it.
"Dude I just pulled out a grunt berry the size of a fucking golf ball." "Here doggy, who likes the skippy peanutbutter??! Eat my grunt berry bitch!"
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1. A fanny fart.
2. An insult.
1. Fuck me Sarah that was a beastin Cunt Grunt.
2. Bob your such a Cunt Grunt
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The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.
That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.