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Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.
Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.
Man, I got shitloads of teeth, but no guard dogs...how 'mi s'posed to protect my boys?
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a womans eye-wear
Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!
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another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.
Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!
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skankily dressed college girls who booty shake to the beat of college marching band music
"Wow the color guard is in time but the hoe guard's clothes are going to fall off!"
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The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.
That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.
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Just as a dog guards and protects his or her owner, the idea of this is that a person who initially feels obligated to protect someone that matters very much to them that could potentially be a relative, close friend, or partner.
" did you see when Eric hit Rey last week? Rey's friend was with him and attacked Eric like he was Rey's Guard Dog!"
When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.
Damn bro, I'm glad we got our food the changing of the guard!