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a womans eye-wear
Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!
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Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.
Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.
Man, I got shitloads of teeth, but no guard dogs...how 'mi s'posed to protect my boys?
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another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.
Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!
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skankily dressed college girls who booty shake to the beat of college marching band music
"Wow the color guard is in time but the hoe guard's clothes are going to fall off!"
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The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.
That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.
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A cult like following of the absolute dregs of the internet who worship an online emperor who rules as an iron cuck after his Californian e-thot gargled on another man's dick, all the while larping as orthodox Christians.
"Did you hear about that Blue Guard, they are really sketchy"
A technique in the Monster Hunter series; where while using the charge blade you take advantage of the weapons' ability to block after or during certain attacks to deal a small amount of damage and go straight into a 'super' or 'ultra' burst.
"Man you see that Guard-Point it got on that Diabolos, I broke both of it's horns!"