An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out
Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling
Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious
Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.
incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds
"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.
When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal
Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal
A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.
Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.
A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.
"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"
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An awesome woman who inspires others. Helping young girls with dreams become women with vision.
Wow look at how organised and amazing that woman is, she must be a guide leader