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guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 22, 2017


Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious

Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.

by Lesspeople October 9, 2020


oh my guide

incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds

"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.

by nowimupset January 8, 2021


Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 24, 2022


guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.

by uncle smegol November 20, 2020


trail guide

A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.

"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"

"

by Tonystarksbitch69 November 5, 2013


guide leader

An awesome woman who inspires others. Helping young girls with dreams become women with vision.

Wow look at how organised and amazing that woman is, she must be a guide leader

by girloftheworld May 11, 2015