Mud Gutter

A poop smeared ass crack. Usually the result of improper wiping or cleaning. May also be the result of a shart or fart in which you get more than you bargained for.

I started to go down on my girl last night until I discovered she had a nasty mud gutter. Then I got the hell out of there.

Or

Man, I shouldn't have pushed so hard with that last fart. Now I got a mud gutter!

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Muddy Gutter

An act that requires a person to have diarrhea on another person's face.

I heard the other day that Brad performed a Muddy Gutter on Cody.

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gutter-shaft

To have sexual intercourse with a female with an engorged vigina.

The only thing to do to her camels toe was to gutter-shaft it.

gutter hanger

A piece of shit, generally the size of a Christmas light, stuck to your furry ass crack wherein your only recourse is to surgically remove it with your wife's nail clippers.

Wife:. Why do my nail clippers smell like a Taco Bell restroom?
Husband:. I'm not sure. I can tell you with the utmost certainty it's not because I had to clear a nasty gutter hanger.

runny gutter

Overly Wet Vagina,

Yeah. She had a proper runny gutter, there was pussy juice everywhere

Gut Gutter

The exit of your human toilet system

I've got a massive one coming out of my gut gutter.

Gutter boy

A person who cant hit a straight shot in reference to a person that can not land a shot when bowling and instead receives a deep bowl into the gutter

"Your too scared to ask her out, such a gutter boy"