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A very stylish and cool or sleek haircut.
Man look at that guy's Suave Haircut I wonder where he got it done.
When a woman grinds her genetailia on another person's head.
"I'm bald, so the only haircut I can get is a musky haircut."
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A drastic change in hairstyle in response to an extreme situation someone is experiencing or time of duress. For example, cutting long hair into a bob style or dyeing black hair blonde.
"Did you see Shauna's crisis haircut? She chopped all of her hair off right after her boyfriend dumped her!"
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When you cum on your hand and smear it through someone's hair causing a slicked back greasy italian style haircut.
Last night when me and bae were going at it, I felt pretty naughty and decided to give her an Italian haircut.
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A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.
Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.
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A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.
Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut
John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
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Kyle's current haircut. It's hilarious.
LOL, Kyle, your haircut is 100% Emo. Pfft.
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