hairy hoop

Rhyming slang for soup.

Could I have a bowl of that chicken hairy hoop please, and some bread. thanks.

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the hairy bird

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.

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hairy nip

A hairy nip is like a purple nurple, It invloves squeezing a vicims nipple. More advanced hairy nipperes will twist or pull the nipple which results in more pain for the victim. Hairy nip is short for hairy nipple, but became hairy nip after the trend caught on and became more commonly used. When giving a hairy it is traditional to say "hairy nip!" Its only polite.

"OW! i just got hairy nipped!!"
"My nipple hurts after that hairy nip."

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hairy parachute

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.

My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.

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Hairy Pussy

A good ass pussy

"I like that hairy pussy

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Hairy Potter

A hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.

Jeff is such a Hairy Potter. He reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. Bastard!

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hairy bagpipes

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

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