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A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.
The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.
That thing that you look at all day that is small and does a billion more things than a "phone" but you and all your friends call it a "phone" when clearly it's really a hand computer.
Hey how do we get to that happenin party?
I dunno man, lemme whip out my hand computer.
Your what?
Hand computer.
masturbation
originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"
"you make hand party with my pamela!!!"
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A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.
I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.
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To fist fight with someone.
You better stop talking shit or I'm gonna run these hands on you.
A serious condition in which drummers who drum exclusively on a gum-rubber pad or any other type of drum pad (i.e. HQ ReelFeel) cannot execute what they can play on a pad correctly onto an actual drum. Causes major embarassment when you want to show off to your friends what you can play on your drum pad, but can't play it on an instrument.
Derek: Johnny's been playing flam 5's on his ReelFeel pad but when I told him to play it on my marching snare, he failed miserably.
Jim: Sounds like Johnny's got a bad case of pad hands.
Johnny: Fuc* you guys