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The sexual act whereby you fuck her in the ass when she's asleep.
I Pearl Harbored my girlfriend last night.
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Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.
Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11 attacks were linked to Iraq.
The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.
This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.
Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.
"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"
"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?
You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"
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When you're having intercourse in the vaginal region with a female and you "pull out" and quickly shove it in her anal cavity and continue with rough butt sex.
Good 'ol was fuckin' dem bitches down by da water and gave his bitch a Pearl Harbor
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The act of completely plastering the bowl of a toilet after eating too much Oriental food.
Bill: Man, Chu really Pearl Harbored my toilet. Took forever to get the stank out of the bathroom.
James: Yea, those Japs really piss me off.
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When a girl is getting banged from behind and one of the dudes buddies runs in the room and busts in her face outta no where.
Slut 1: Last night at that party I met this super hot guy Caleb, but when he was nailing me his buddy Dan ran in and blew his load right in my face!
Slut 2: I remember my first pearl harbor.
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Ah, Palm Harbor, Florida.
The West side of FL, otherwise known as the rich side of FL.
Similar to many towns in Connecticut, this place is divided into a rare Floridian partial prep, partial everything-else.
The only apparent yuppies are the ones purchasing the $15 million house on the beach, but if you investigate closer they pop up in schools and about every other house on every single street.
The home of the town with 3+ zip codes, condos and apartments on every street, and you even get a pool with every house more than a quarter of a million!
But at that price, your pool is Lake Tarpon.
Ahh, you have to love Palm Harbor.
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1; Where America lost her "Virginity"
2; Also could mean, Death while you sleep.
3; The lose of 2,403 American Warriors Lives, while Honoring their "Country & Flag"
4; Where 2 Honorable men where made "Scapegoats" for others blame.
5; Alawys learn from others mistakes.
Garden of Edan & Hororable Memories
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