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Something you say sarcastically at at a bad joke in a very plain boring voice
like your are very tired
and at a slightly slower speed
like
hee hee hee haw
Person1:LOOK IM A BUTTERFLY!
everyone else: hee hee hee haw
The very land of Iowa.
It is rich in it's Yee Hawness.
Raine: Yee Haw, Brodie!
Brodie: I doNT LivE iN teXas
Yee Haw Landdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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One of the most sought after sexual experiences in the Milky Way. The Hee Haw See Saw is a complex sexual position involving a husband and a wife. To experience this con octopus of a sexual move, first the man must obtain a donkey.
The man then, using the donkey, positions himself on the backside. Using his preferred thrusting speed, the man must enter the anus of the donkey.
The donkey must position itself above the wife, so as to enter her with its donkey cock, once aroused by the mans butt fucking.
Now, both man and woman can use the majestic animal as a fulcrum based sex toy. Truly the hee haw see saw is the greatest sex position ever.
Wife: “Hey there beautiful cowboy! How’s dem Spurs treating ya?!”
Cowboy Husband: “well they be just fine Mary Lou Beth Sue. But you know’d what be finer? Trying the Hee Haw See Saw tonight? You down to HHSS?”
Donkey loving Wife: “hellz yah”
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Friend: wanna get a pizza
me: bet
Friend: starts eating crust first
me: You've yee'd your last haw
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In the song "It Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube, there is this little beat that sounds like "koo-aw da hoo-haw." It is also followed by "bada da da diddly da." So if you hear some kid in the street humming this, you know what time it is.
Koo-aw da hoo-haw, bada da da diddly da.
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When somebody yee haws before they dies, they yeed their last haw
Guy 1: Yee haw
Guy 2: You yeed your last haw, partner
Guy 1: OH NOOOOOOO
When you insert a trumpet full of pig feces into the rectum of another while dancing around the poor souls body wearing a cowboy hat.
The way we played that trumpet, he'll never forget his Daniel Nicolari.
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