Mr. Hear Your Girl

A complete opposite of Mr. Steal Your Girl; just a nigga who's there to hear a girl's problems but still be getting zero action. A nigga who is so fucking deepfried in the friendzone he listens to his boy's side chick's problems. This the nigga who knows all the gossip and is always getting invited to the club with the ladies. This nigga is so committed to his craft, that he will be at the club holding the purse for a women he's pursued since time, while she out there getting daggered in three different directions while sucking a nigga dick through the top of a man's jeans. She later goes home and calls him to talk about how she can't find a guy like him who listens. A man who gives moody replies to his boys, but when a girl calls, he will be as hard as Mount Everest's frozen peak while asking her what she had to eat. AKA BATTYMON.

Guy 1: Yo what's he doing all the way over there?
Guy 2: Oh, he's on the phone with my side chick...
Guy 1: There he go again, with that Mr. Hear Your Girl shit.

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i hear your cry

a saying often used by black people that means "I understand what your saying"

idiot #1 Hey bro the man is keeping me down!
idiot #2 I hear your cry. I hear your cry

i hear ya bro

The act of blowing off a person's rebuttal; listening to a person but not actually caring what is being said.

"It's amazing how you think the world is square. I can show you scientific proof that shows otherwise. If i pulled up the recent geography of the world i promise you your outlook would change quickly. The world is round not square."

"i hear ya bro"

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ask no questions hear no lies

a sarcastic way of saying,"just don't fucking ask."

how was ur date with Lisa?.......ask no questions hear no lies

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see Tarzan hear Jane

To see a gay man whose appearance is very muscled and masculine, and then to hear him speak in a very effeminate voice. Used to ridicule gay men who try to hide their effeminacy by working out and adopting the appearance of a he-man.

At first I thought Kurt was really hot, but it was see Tarzan hear Jane. As soon as he opens his mouth you know he's gay.

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hear me out

A good comic thats just starting out

hear me out is a really good online comic

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Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

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