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Hedging

When a hedgehog performs edging

A:"Ron's hedgehog is disgusting"
B:"Why so?"
A:"We were watching a movie at his place last night,
when his hedgehog started edging to me!"
B:"Oh, he was just hedging!"

by xXDolan1337Xx April 22, 2024


Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 25, 2022


Hedging

Two bull dykes scissoring almost to completion

Those bull dykes are going to be hedging tonight.

by Antonius9633 January 28, 2025


Veg out with my hedge out

When you, as a woman get the chance to be unhindered by the societal norms and constricting nature of pants (as well as braziers) and finally get the opportunity to unwind and "treat yoself" and "do you boo", allowing yourself to engage in a little "self-care".

It's been a rough week Deb, I think I'll go home, open a bottle of wine, turn on Gilmore Girls and "veg out with my hedge out."

by Jeffy Tranks October 03, 2020


happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023


Hedge bottom

The bottom of a hedge.

“Oi Tony, your mum looks like a hedge bottom mate”

by Kgicusb February 28, 2019


hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.

Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.

by QuacksO February 20, 2018