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Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 25, 2022


preston hedges

A terrible ass school. Everyone is bratty and no one respects you.

“Hey im heading off to Preston Hedges!”
“Im sending you to a new school

by Epicdogdeattreats May 2, 2022


Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.

Oh my god, Suzy is such a hedge climber!

by dicksforhands February 6, 2017


Veg out with my hedge out

When you, as a woman get the chance to be unhindered by the societal norms and constricting nature of pants (as well as braziers) and finally get the opportunity to unwind and "treat yoself" and "do you boo", allowing yourself to engage in a little "self-care".

It's been a rough week Deb, I think I'll go home, open a bottle of wine, turn on Gilmore Girls and "veg out with my hedge out."

by Jeffy Tranks October 3, 2020


hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.

Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.

by QuacksO February 20, 2018

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hedge

Similar to edging, hedging is a masterbation technique, but has distinct differences. It involves a man hovering his hand over the tip of the penis, waving his hand side to side grazing the tip. The man then moans in certain scales (musical scales). This process is called "hedging up". Scales thats are used include, but are not limited to, C major, A minor, and D major. The hedger will keep moaning until they reach the desired octave or note, varying depending on their choice of scale, reaching the climax. They will then go down the scale as they finish off ("hedging down" or more colloquially known as "zodging"). Experienced hedgers can create melodies in their "hedge seshes".

Hedging was Timmys Expertise. He would hedge everyday for hours at a time, creating tunes and melodies.

by elitesingle November 10, 2024


Hedge

A trimmed bush. i.e. trimmed or groomed pubic hair.

"I met someone last night at the bar - and wow - did they have a lovely hedge!"

by TechnoHippie October 26, 2015