Name: Dage the Hedgehog
Species: Hedgehog
Sex: Male
Age: 15
Height: 100cm (3.3ft)
Weight: 35kg (77lbs)
Abilities: All
Weaknesses: Nothing
Likes: Music, fast things
Dislikes: Tears, the word "slow"
Dage the hedgehog is used to be just like sonic but things happened.. he does a lot of things 3 brothers 1 sister... he never lose in a fight.. hes also the strongest hedgehog alive.. A lot of forms he has. hes a drillen.. and NEVER make him mad
Dage The Hedgehog is really strong
The act of tying your dreads to your balls in order to assist in self-fellatio.
Did you hear about Davey? He ended up in the hospital because he couldn’t untie his shit after that Jamaican hedgehog!
A blue predator, who instead of saving animals prefer eating them. After that he eat a creator of those machines, who very looks like a Eggman. And... he.... kinda like it
"Man do you want to play some Sonic the Hedgehog game?"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"
sonic the hedgehog is a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog with supersonic speed who has days to save to stop dr robotnik (aka eggman). and also it's personally my favorite franchise. (please don't attack me cringe culture)
evan: jack, i finally beat super mario!
jack: dude, forget mario, check out this guy!
*jack then pulls out a blue anthromorphic hedgehog from his backpack*
evan: jack.. who in the f**k is this guy and how long has he been in there?
jack: his name is sonic the hedgehog!
(proper name) The general name for a user-created character in the 2017 video game Sonic Forces. As the latest entry in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, chances are the character will be a hedgehog. Often used by a Sonic hater.
What's your animal's name? OC the Hedgehog?! HA-HA!
person 1: "yo who's that one character from sonic who uses guns?"
person 2: "oh shadow the hedgehog?"
person 1: "i thought he was black sonic?"
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When in a park/field, when having sex and about to climax, pull out and finish over the ladies back, then roll her in fresh cut grass/down a hill and she'll look like a hedgehog
Hey I gave Tess a sticky hedgehog in the park last week