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The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.
Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?
Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.
Jane: What an asshole.
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When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?
Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.
Guy 1: Damn.
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A girl gets it from swallowing sperm than you get Herpes
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Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."
Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.
Said before demonstrating how to do something to a casual audience.
"And then we go like-a herp... and we're done."
Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes
Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks
a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.
b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.
a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)
b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.