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n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.
“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”
'Most Influential LARPer' as voted in November of 2016 by theLARP Haven group (a large online organization with over 6,000 members, dedicated to discussion of live action roleplaying), Tyson Hood is a vociferous supporter of costuming, of community, and good sanitation, and is well known online. He is also the subject of many memes ('The Darkest Venue', 'LARP Requires Costuming', 'Satyr Magic Horn Man'.)
Dude, a t-shirt with 'Expensive Suit' taped to it written on a card? Tyson Hood would not approve.
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Refers to when a devilishly sly guy asks a girl if he can Pop Her Hood . Poppin The Hood is basically when a guy gets it in on with a girl ...Her Hood being her Female Sex Organ .
This is really a figurative term only a very dirty , naughty and car obsessed (usually foreign) guy would use .
This kind of talk drives some girls crazy (in a good way) and makes some other girls run for the hills ...So guys be aware when you use this term and with whom . (Note: There have been some studies to suggest that this type of talk works on some sexy , older , hot mama types but it's really hit or miss )
Victor ~ " I was Poppin The Hood last nite "
Nick ~ "Ya rite , who's ?"
Victor ~ "Gentlemen never kiss and tell " ;)
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Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.
Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
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The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.
Michael Clifford is whipped by Calum Hood.
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Your first sexual assault experience on Fort Hood.
Aww man now we're going to have more SHARP classes. I can't believe PVT Johnson got his first Hood Howdy this weekend!
Calum Hood's dog. He is a rescue and a mixed breed. Calum describes Duke as a baby grandpa, older than he looks.
Girl 1: I love Duke!
Girl 2: Duke who?
Girl 1: Calum's dog, Duke Hood.