That's just how it be

This term can be used for a multitude of things. This term is used to convey to someone that sometimes that is just how the world works and we just how to accept it.

Example 1:"Dude my dog died." "Yea, that just how it be."
Example 2: "I dropped my baby down the stairs!!!" "That's just how it be."

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how to basic

no one noes who he is.

who is how to basic?

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how it do

used as a question to ask how a person is doing, or how you do somthing

gangsta_1: how it do?
gangsta_2: Goooooood, getten me some sweet poon tang
gangsta_1: foshizle?!

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Kieran Howe

Kieran howe literally means bLoNdE and has forehead big. Also knOwn as Kevin

Nobody:
Aeroplanes: Let's Land On Kieran Howes FOREHEAD

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How to Masturbate

First, lick your finger(s) and slide slowly into your pussy. Rub around to make sure you are fully wet. When fully wet, find either the clit or gspot, whichever you prefer. I like clit better. Rub your finger(s) in a slow circular motion around it. Change speeds and even directions. Tease yourself, play with your nipples, or bring yourself to breakpoint and back off. I like it slow and hard. After you bring yourself to an awesome orgasm, keep going, doing this, I've accomplish 8 orgasms in a row.

WHo needs a man???

Guys not leaving you out. Place your hand at the bottom of your shaft. Like females you can change speeds as well. Go up and down, faster at first then so down. Rub your balls with your other hand. Do it in front of a friend. Call up one of your closest buds and both do it together. Not sound appealing? O it is, just try....

Last night when I was on the phone with my bestfriend, we told each other how to masturbate and it was awesome hearing each other moan and cum. :)

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How Not to be Seen

A famous and hilarious sketch that was part of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in which the narrator, John Cleese attempts to stress the importance of "not being seen". As he asks people to please reveal themselves in a woodland scene, each is either shot, blown up, or somehow otherwise killed in hilarious fashion. Quite possibly the funniest Monty Python sketch ever.

Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of being seen. NOT to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover...
*BOOM*

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen that sketch, How Not to be Seen? It's hilarious
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny. You didn't take much from that, did you?
Guy 1: Huh?
BOOM

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How are you?

to ask your friend how he feels today, if there is anything you can do or say, how his voice is today and how much pressure he puts into a handshake. how his sleep is and what he eats.

"How are you?"

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