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Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.
Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
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1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.
2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.
1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.
2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."
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Most intelligent species on Earth, capable of building machines and going into freaking space.
Dude 1: Humans are crap their destroying the world
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?
Humanity is superior
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The one thing thats destroying humanity is humanity itself
All the wars, drug abuses, rapes and murders are done by humans, thus humanity could end for all we know
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a being that experiences feelings of agony, love, joy, pain, sadness, etc., has individual thoughts and reflexes, can make coherent (or non-coherent) decisions, has intrests such as litrature, philosophy, psychology, the arts, mathematics, engineering, buinding, creating, growing and prospering. Check Humanism.
You are human, so am I, and so is everybody you know!
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someone that makes mistakes, has regrets, gets jealous, sometimes feels lonely, gets angry, that changes their emotion all the time from being sad to the complete opposite, that does things wrong and messes up. Its a species that we all belong to, it's somebody that is un-perfect and no human being ever will be.
everyone makes mistakes, were just humans
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Earth-species also known as homo sapiens. Highly evolved brain capacity, quite agile, clever tool users and overall determined creatures. Very proficient endurance runners, perhaps the best on the planet.
Capacity for both good and evil, whether one is favored over the other depends mostly on upbringing, enviroment and personal philosophy.
Humans are also defined by their ability to think abstractly and to plan ahead of time. They are naturally geared towards helping one another in catastrophic situations should one occur. They sometimes have an unhealthy and unreasonable tendency to sell themselves short.
Not to be confused with some of the other misanthropic and defeatist definitions on this site. Definitions made by speciecist, pathetic people who are too weak or afraid to pursue greatness and thus feel the need to bring everyone else down.
Humans have come a long way since we first picked up a tool. Now we must embrace our worth and our abilities to bring humanity even further.
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