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Joke, or a humorous statement, relative to shit, defecation, urination or anything that relates to the toilet.
I was full of sh*t, but I just went to the toilet and took it all out - that's an example of a very poorly constructed potty humor joke.
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The kind of humor that takes something ordinary and puts an extraordinary twist to it.
That guy isn't doing push ups, he's pushing the world down.
Now thats Epic Humor.
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Its like the actual dark humor, but worse!
Utilized multiple sensitive topics to make the ultimate offensive and “funny joke” of all time.
(Optional) if people have a negative reaction call it a joke.
Person 1: hey man have you heard of the recent surge in hate crimes?
Person 2: at least im not a (DEROGATORY TERM), heil (FASCIST GERMAN LEADER)
Person 1: wow quite the dark “humor” you got there
Person 2:
Person 1:
Person 2: hey it’s just a joke!
Person 1: oh nvm i guess it’s ok to say that now you mention that it is a joke!
(they have gay sex later)
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a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.
Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor
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A rock band located out of York, Maine. Their songs kick-ass on the CD. They play original music and have played in places all around New England.
Dude, I'm gonna go see Ill Humor in December!
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Humor that is viewed as dark, morbid, cruel, offensive to some, and or graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny. It submerges into unpleasant endeavors and emerges with a funny story found humorous to the masses.
Verbally describing a horrible incident in graphic, long winded detail can be found funny in itself. Or describing something that is seen as disgusting to most could be funny as well.
One comic known for such a thing as dark humor would be famous Bill Hicks who passed away from pancreatic cancer in 1994. Over half of his jokes and satiric descriptions could be taken as dark humor, and some of the funniest and most quoted jokes of all time.
Another would be George Carlin, the master of satiric rants.
A man kneels tremulously to the asphalt in the middle of a bridge connecting two major interstates to each other. He breathes slowly and his mind races vigorously as his heart began to beat with anxiety. He raises the handgun to the right side of his temple as dozens of bystanders gasp in horror. He hesitates, thinking of that morsel of a possibility that perhaps the angle of the gun relevant to his skull would not be the exact mathematical trick of successfully firing the bullet in the effective trajectory to demolish his brain in the correct matter in order to achieve death as quickly as possible. If these aspects were not met then he could end up being a half head having freak, or a vegetable for that matter. After repositioning the .45 caliber semi automatic handgun to the inside of his mouth he comes to the same shaky conclusion that it still might not work. He fidgets the end of the gun awkwardly to point at the top of his scalp. Again, the same conclusion. Finally he screams out, "I just can't do this!" and throws the gun to the asphalt haphazardly, not thinking of the possibility of the gun going off once it hit the ground like the cliché one would see in a movie. The gun unfortunately does and the bullet strikes him in the foot, penetrating through his toes and out the other side through his boot. He yelps like a puppy and falls to the road, cradling his foot in pain. "This just isn't my day."
(If you found that funny, you can consider it dark humor.)
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Humor lacking both sense and construction. Often used by people who feel too insecure to make regular, constructed jokes. This form of comedy is widely regarded as unfunny and merely a expression of the comedians own insecurities. Frequently referred to by proprietors and observers alike as "random" for lack of a more concrete or accurate description.
"MONKEY CHEESE NINJA SPORK PENGUIN OF DOOM LOLOLOLOL I'M SO RANDOM XD"
"You're really just exhibiting your failures as a human with this insecure humor, you know..."
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