Angry Husband

The "Angry Husband" is a hard back hand shot in Ping Pong. It is called an Angry Husband because the shot is very similar to that of a man whacking some broad in the teeth.

Person 1 " Damn pulled of that angry husband today... he didn't even see it come "

Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "

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pre-husband

The state that a man is in after he has gotten engaged but before he ties the knot

I'm quite happy being here alone with my pre-husband.

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Corpse Husband

Daddy. Corpse Husband means daddy.

-Hey! Who is Corpse Husband? I saw his Yt!
-Daddy.Corpse is daddy.

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husband's ear

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.

He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.

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Helicopter husband

A husband that does not allow a wife to go anywhere freely except back and forth to work. One that does not show her attention accept when it’s in the bedroom

If Matt wasn’t a helicopter husband I would be able to go to the grocery store by myself

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husband material

basically kim tae hyung aka V.

me: *realizes that he's so husband material but he's never going to be mine* ..... *cries in korean*

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Anchor Husband

When a foreigner or an illegal immigrant (non-US citizen) comes to the USA to find and marry a man for the purpose of obtaining US citizenship. The foreigner is allowed to stay in the US and enjoy all benefits available to US citizens. Therefore making the newlywed husband her anchor.

Melania, from Slovenia nabbed herself an American named Donald. Thanks to Donald her anchor husband, now she can enjoy all US benefits.

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