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I'm in the tunnel

Definition 1:

A slang phrase uttered when you are late and while driving to meet friends or a group of people. Blaming the traffic conditions going into the tunnel or inside the tunnel for your tardiness. The phrase indicates that you are on your way and will be there shortly once the traffic subsides.

In reality, you are no where near the tunnel, probably have not left your home yet and want the people you are meeting to wait because they actually think that you are unintentionally delayed and on your way.

Definition 2:

Receiving a cellular phone call and the caller is requesting a favor from you, expressing a boring story and/or wants to hang out. Uttering this phrase is an internationally acceptable excuse to use when you have no intentions on listening, meeting, or dealing with the caller and want to immediately end the call because of the poor cellular phone reception in tunnels.

Scenario: 8:00 PM, Cang, in sweat pants, relaxing at home chillin, watching the Cowboys Football game, scratching his nut sack and cracking a few cold ones....

Phone rings....ring, ring, ring

Cang: "Yo"

Caller Diz: (Waiting in NYC) "Where you at yo? "You were scheduled to be here an hour ago." "You coming or what???"

Cang: "Yeah, I'm on my way...." "I'm in the tunnel, I will be there in five minutes"

Caller Diz: "Hey, if your not coming, it's cool, just let me know..."

Cang: "yeah, I'm on my way.... What?... I can't hear you, I'm in the tunnel and your breaking up" Then abruptly hangs up the phone.... And returns to watching the game....

Caller Diz: "Hello? You there?..... Hello? Hello????" - hangs up the phone. Loudly exclaimaing.... "I've been "Canged" ....again. "

Originates in Bergen County NJ.... Yo, Yo, Yo, top of the food chain !!!!!

by Mr. Ronald Zoni April 15, 2011


i'm not trying

"i'm not trying" is an excuse for people who lost in 1v1s.

It's basically an excuse to get away from the fact that you're actually bad at the game.
You might find this is Roblox fighting games, or other games as well.

*opponent loses 1v1*
Opponent: "i'm not trying"

by MLGYolofade May 28, 2020

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I'm dead

1. To describe something as funny
2. To describe a feeling of extreme exhaustion

1. I'm dead that joke was hilarious!
2. Leg day was brutal, I'm dead.

by LynxWarlord65 September 7, 2022

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I'm Good

Rejection of and ridicule for an offered good or service by feigning satiation. When "No Thank You" just won't do.

Person A: "Would you like to try some of my new recipe? It's Guacamole Crab Dip."
Person B: "No, I'm good"

Person A (on the phone): "Hey, Jenny. You've been studying too hard. How 'bout I swing by your apartment and give you a back rub?"
Jenny: "No. I'm good"

Person A: Do you want to go down to the Creepy Crawl and see The Wheezing Coughers?
Person B: "No thanks, I'm good."



by USMale October 7, 2008

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I'm Batman

A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.

Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"

You: " I'm Batman."

Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"

by ICanSeeYouFap June 25, 2011

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i'm straight

used to say no or no thanks. often said as "i'm good" or "i'm skrate"

Corey, you want a beer?
nah i'm straight
you sure?
yea i'm good

how many shots is that now?
five
you feeling okay?
yea i'm straight

by Chelle from L-Town March 30, 2006

426๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm Gaurav

When you're Gaurav

Anyone: "Hey."
Gaurav: "I'm Gaurav"

by gaurav123456789 April 3, 2019

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