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I'm not a cat

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.

Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".

by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021


i'm not trying

"i'm not trying" is an excuse for people who lost in 1v1s.

It's basically an excuse to get away from the fact that you're actually bad at the game.
You might find this is Roblox fighting games, or other games as well.

*opponent loses 1v1*
Opponent: "i'm not trying"

by MLGYolofade May 28, 2020

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I'm dead

1. To describe something as funny
2. To describe a feeling of extreme exhaustion

1. I'm dead that joke was hilarious!
2. Leg day was brutal, I'm dead.

by LynxWarlord65 September 7, 2022

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I'm Good

Rejection of and ridicule for an offered good or service by feigning satiation. When "No Thank You" just won't do.

Person A: "Would you like to try some of my new recipe? It's Guacamole Crab Dip."
Person B: "No, I'm good"

Person A (on the phone): "Hey, Jenny. You've been studying too hard. How 'bout I swing by your apartment and give you a back rub?"
Jenny: "No. I'm good"

Person A: Do you want to go down to the Creepy Crawl and see The Wheezing Coughers?
Person B: "No thanks, I'm good."



by USMale October 7, 2008

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I'm Batman

A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.

Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"

You: " I'm Batman."

Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"

by ICanSeeYouFap June 25, 2011

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i'm straight

used to say no or no thanks. often said as "i'm good" or "i'm skrate"

Corey, you want a beer?
nah i'm straight
you sure?
yea i'm good

how many shots is that now?
five
you feeling okay?
yea i'm straight

by Chelle from L-Town March 30, 2006

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I'm Gaurav

When you're Gaurav

Anyone: "Hey."
Gaurav: "I'm Gaurav"

by gaurav123456789 April 3, 2019

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