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“Hey John, I threw away your Xbox controller on accident”.....I’m sleep
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“I’m heterosexual”
“we just fucked?”
“and?”
“we’re both guys”
“fuck”
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Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time
I just got a match on Tinder!
I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!
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I thought love was only true in fairytales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
Seems the more I gave the less I got
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I needed sunshine I got rain
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I’m a Believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Love was out to get me
Now that's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Oh then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Yes I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
Said I'm a believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(I'm a believer)
(I'm a believer)
Said I'm a believer, yeah
(I'm a believer)
Said I'm a believer, yeah
(I'm a believer)
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Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”
“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour
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the ridiculously infamous videos from April 12th on barstool sports Instagram page. Everyone wants them deleted because they are terrible content and all it is is a stupid tik tok of a girl who clearly isn’t snacking, just dancing miserably.
commenter 1: DELETE (I’M SNACKING) VIDEOS NOW
commenter 2: (smh) barstool is nothing like it used to be
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