iPad autistic

An autistic person (often a very young child, but can be anyone) who’s constantly using their iPad. Headphones in 24/7, full storage, tons of offline games. These people often use their iPad for sensory purposes (like to listen to relaxing sounds to block out loud noise), and non verbal iPad autistics may use their iPad to communicate through TTS. They get extremely upset if their iPad battery dies or anything else happens that hinders their ability to use their iPad.

“You have a charging port here, right? My daughters iPad is about to run out of charge and she needs it. She’s an iPad autistic.”

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IPad Kid

ThePlasticPlant, Her chat named her an IPad Kid. Popular twitch streamer ThePlasticPlant is now officially declared an IPad Kid

Chatter1 : Yo there’s the Ipad Kid

Chatter 2: Oh, you mean ThePlasticPlant

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Ipad kid

When someone needs their phone so much that they use it even when they eat or while using the bathroom.
Comes from the tendency of parents giving their children mobile devices from young age in a way to make their child eat their food or to keep them still.

Max: Dude, you literally can't eat your food without watching something on your phone. You're like an Ipad kid.

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sticky ipad kid

a child who uses and ipad that is always dirty and covered in grime. then use the ipad in weird, contorted positions and often cough all over the ipad. they are disgusting.

ew look at that sticky ipad kid.

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iPad kid 2.0

Karl Jacob's. If you look closely he also sneezes like an iPad kid.

Person 1:Hey, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Karl just sneezed like an iPad kid! Hes like iPad kid 2.0

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crusty ipad kid

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

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dirty ipad kid

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone

Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”