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The phenomenon in which an International Baccalaureate, or IB student, enters a fit of rage induced by not immediately understanding the subject matter taught. It may cause the student to violently rampage and choke other students, slap them with hand sanitizer, and remove their hands from the steering wheel while driving.
After Kyle was destroyed by the preterite vs. imperfect tense in Spanish class, he went on a rampage. He abused hand sanitizer, got a verbal warning, choked another student, broke a pencil, and nearly caused a traffic accident. Senor Spaedt identified this as IB rage, and stopped Kyle from being OUT OF CONTROL.
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1. A person who whips his hair back and forth in order to relieve from stress
2. A person who bs his/her way through his/her last to years of school
"WOW LOOK AT THAT IB STUDENT"
or
"They look like IB students!"
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An IB Music class where you spend more time playing Internet games than you do learning about actual Music history that will be on the IB test. Often taken by lazy band dropouts, the average IB Not Doppler student will use this class as time to sleep, do other homework, watch movies, talk, or do just about anything not related to IB Music. Sadly, every student in IB Not Doppler will definitely fail the IB test... but hey, we have a whole other year to learn this right? Well, time to play Flight.
Teacher: "I've got a hangover. Get out the Macbooks and compose or something. Except for my HL's... whoever they are."
Student 1: "Time to porn surf."
Student 2: "I love IB Not Doppler."
Student 1: "Ugh, I have so much homework in IB Psych!"
Student 2: "I know what you mean. In IB Not Doppler I have to turn on my computer AND play Achievement Unlocked tonight. FML."
Student 1: "....."
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A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)
“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”
Person 1: *bad joke*
Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness
Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...
Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"
Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."
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A high school student enrolled in the IB program. They are considered really smart, but this is not always the case (see: Datev Salibian). Basically, they do way more work in order to get scholarships and/or get accepted into very good colleges.
Oh man, I have so much homework tonight.
You're an IB kid, right?
Yeah.
Heh, figures.
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A very rare form of IBS (idiotic Blenkinsop Sydrome). This medical condition impacts the lives of the patient and the poor git’s who are with a 10 mile radius. Shite flows from both ends for many years. Normal life becomes a imposable as a toilet must be close by at all times. The daily ring update to the soreness and gape is essential. Proven medical products only slow the shite from one end - orally there is no cure - plugging with a horse cock dildo is not advised due to detonation of the colon.
Brexit is great, shut up you crazy fool with your extreme IBS! Go rub some wasabi on your ring.