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Raising a child before you're even of age for college, a solid career, or even just simple pleasures like sitting at the bar and asking for a cold one.
Dude, this is gonna be the best friggin idea ever
a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once
Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.
Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was
Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.
Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.
The best work of literature ever. The author chose his words carefully to create such a masterpiece. Words like "Turts" "Turty" and, of course, "Perchance" only help the writer prove his point.
Person 1: "Have you read 'Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man' yet?"
Person 2: "What is that"
An idea that when proposed can immediately be seen as prone for inevitable and spectacular failure usually involving Sam and Madden sitting in the back of a police divvy van giving each other a hug.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.
Sam - "Hey madden, wanna go to frankston tonight and get neuteured?"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"
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An idea that when proposed can immediately be seen as prone for inevitable and spectacular failure usually involving Sam and Madden sitting in the back of a police divvy van giving each other a hug.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.
Sam - "Hey madden, wanna go to frankston tonight and get neuteured?"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"
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An idea that when proposed can immediately be seen as prone for inevitable and spectacular failure usually involving Sam and Madden sitting in the back of a police divvy van giving each other a hug.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.
Sam - "Hey madden, wanna go to frankston tonight and get neuteured?"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"
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Ukraine should take advantage of anything Russia has to offer. I’d say that a fake attack on Ukraine may give the West plenty of reasons to make Russia look bad or even take it down. It will be hard, but I still see it happening. It will take some time...
I got a good idea
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