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To defecate; to extrude fecal matter from the buttox
Hey, I'll be back in a minute I gotta go take a Queen Elizabeth II"
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A British Queen with an ignominious history who lived for 96 years until she died peacefully at her home in Balmoral, Scotland, on September 8, 2022.
Random person: Queen Elizabeth II dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family I said hello
Me: I-
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According to the protagonist in Kurt Vonnegut's "Timequake":
"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."
A Japanese anti-tank mine in World War II? A 1000Kg bomb placed in a hole in the road with a Japanese soldier wielding a hammer.
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An increasingly popular term for a global economic crisis generally blamed on corporate corruption based in the U.S., especially under President George W. Bush, though its full impact will occur after Bush's departure from public office. As of January 2009, it isn't certain whether the crisis will equal or even surpass the original Great Depression in severity, though comparing the two events is akin to comparing apples and oranges.
The global economic crisis that many are referring to as Great Depression II has been variously blamed on corporate corruption, globalization, capitalism, George W. Bush and greed and stupidity, all of which are coincidentally associated with Bill Gates, whose public relations team ironically promotes as a philanthropist.
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Alternate name for the Second Persian Gulf War.
In the name of daddy, George Dubya Bush launched Dubya Dubya II.
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Not to be confused with Modern Warfare 2 which was way older, Modern Warfare II is the 2022 Call of duty game which is being shoved down our throats so we can pre-order the game with the vault pack.
Warzone: PrE-oRrEr Modern Warfare II VaUlT pAcK nOw.
Me: STFU IM TRYING TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS I AINT WASTING NO MONEY UNTIL I FIND OUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY GOOD UNLIKE SHITGUARD.
A computer repairman that once owned a successful computer repair business, Collier Computer Systems, LLC.
Since he fell ill in the spring of 2017, he has been in and out of the hospital more than 9 times over the past year (2018); he received a replacement liver and a kidney in a rare dual-transplant surgery. Both of the organs came from a disceased donor.
Jerry (53) has been recouprating over the past 5 months, but has recently slipped in weight gain. Normally gaining 2 pounds a week, he has lost quite a bit in the last two weeks alone (13 pounds to be exact) the fear is that something is causing his severe weight loss. Originally 245, Jerry dropped to 122 pounds after the surgery and rehabilitation, requiring a decompensation strategy for recovery.
He gained up to 149.6 pounds at the height of recovery, but has since lost 14 pounds in 15 days. Lost 7 pounds a week. Weighing in at 136. The 5' 9" man is extremely thin and malnourished following the surgery.
Originally Diagnosed with End-Stage Liver Disease (ESLD) along with(CKD) Chronic Kidney Disease (stage 4), plus Severe Pneumona, he received special circumstance treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL on May 8th, 2018.
He is alive to this day. (21-OCT-2018)
Jerry is at home with his loving wife Sandy, along with their three 'rescued' dogs in south Florida.
He hopes to change peoples views about current healthcare practices and is a strong advocate for animal rescue centers around Florida.
I'm glad I'm not Jerry Landry II, his body is super screwed-up!