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Planetary Motion Sickness

When contemplating the speed and rotation of planets leaves you dizzy or light-headed.

Thinking about how fast the Earth is moving right now gives me Planetary Motion Sickness

by atomshifter October 23, 2017


motion sickness cigarette

Export 'A' blue cigarettes.

Frank: "Are you alright man, you don't look so good"

Jeff: "Yea i'll be fine, I just had a motion sickness cigarette."

Frank: "Oh fuck, maybe you should have a seat!"

by shoulda_brought_them_shigars June 15, 2009

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Ocean Motion Day

The best holiday of the year. On January 2nd of every year, the nation celebrates the motion of the ocean.

"Gosh! I can't wait for Ocean Motion day this year!"

by OMFG_Ocean_Motion January 2, 2007

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slow motion balls

anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.

Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

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Motion Activated

PAIGE FEHLHABER!!!!! AHHHH!!!!

She sences the motion and turns on. Therefore she is motion activated.

by CARLI!!! August 15, 2008

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Slow Motion City

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like โ€˜I used to play thatโ€™, โ€˜Are there decks setup?โ€™, โ€˜I have that on vinylโ€™ and โ€˜Howโ€™s a gig?โ€™.

He hasnโ€™t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.

That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasnโ€™t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.

by nameless_savant_420_blaze_it March 6, 2020


Motion Picture Baked

When you smoke enough pot to make everything you see seem like an old motion picture movie.

I gotta pull over, I'm Motion Picture Baked.

by WinDillus April 2, 2010