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sexual act involving oven mitts and strategically placed cookies
"omg did u hear that those two were pulling ovens last night?"
"ya theyre really kinky"
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Vagina, pussy, twat, cunt, meat curtains, verticle smile, yawning taco, suzzie, bird, punani
I want to stick my wet in her love oven.
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When you are about to give oral pleasure to someone and you pull down their underwear and are hit with an "unclean" smell that literally burns your eyes the same way when you pull the oven door open when it is at 500F and your face is in direct fire of the heat.
Shelly: I was about to blow Ted last night and before I could start I got hit with Oven Face.
Claire: Ted needs to shower more.
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A Term used to describe something amazing, hot, exciting... Can pertain to any situation in which you get excited.
Yo, did you see those new Jordans at CHAMPS? Those kicks are oven fresh!
When you fart into your girl's vagina then close it real quick and pull a blanket over her head.
I ripped a mad french oven on my girl last night. We broke up.
A woman who - unbeknownst to her at initiation of the relationship - has had two or more boyfriends break up with her resulting from coming out of the closet.
Marry - Hey Mark, so I hear your going out with Heather?
Mark - Yeah, its great - she's so nice and cute.
Marry - So... When are you going to come out of the closet?
Mark - WHAT!?!!?! Uhgghhh... What are you talking about?
Marry - You know Heather is a Gay Oven right? Her last 3 boyfriends broke up with her because they were gay.
Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.