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A method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at Point B is reached by driving from Point A, to Point Q, then Point X, followed by a Left turn at Albaquerque, and crossing the Kinvad Bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and Earth, before finally arriving at Point B.
I was starving for Lupe's Hot Tamales, so I took Todd's Way to get there.
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A sexual experience/encounter of such an unbelievably intense magnitude that you cannot even comprehend it. No one has ever survived being shown the budge way except the budge himself, even the spectators are put in a persistent vegetative state just by seeing it.
because of the lack of evidence, most people believe that the budge way is a thing of legend. Others say "budge is love, budge is life". The budges rape face alone can make a bear instantly lose its virginity. some have claimed that the budge is omnipresent, others say he is only were he needs to be.....
some people have tried worshipping the budge, with the hope he will reveal to them the secrets of the budge way. Within 3 days of converting to budgelam they go missing. There have been claims that people have seen the budge fly out their window during the night, with one of his new victims. One man said he had the body of a dragon and three rabbit heads, others said he had the body of a sparrow and the head of a zebra.
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(what someone says after experiencing the budge way)
"......................"
(what someone says after witnessing the budge way)
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(what the budge thinks while performing the budge way)
id go into detail on what happens when you are shown the budge way, but im afraid there are no countries in the world were that would be legal, as i would be charged with multiple accounts of manslaughter.
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The same thing that literally EVERY single host/hostess at every restaurant will say to you as they show you to your seat. Pay attention to it. It really is incredible.
Jackson, party of 5? Right this way!
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adj. can be used in place of "a lot" or "very." Should typically be screamed in a deep voice.
Jess the Mess: I want to hump Kara, IN A BIG WAY!
Bassist of My Chemical Romance. Previously a cute little nerd, now pure sex on legs.
Mikey Way DOES NOT have asthma. He had an inhaler in the video for 'I'm Not Okay(I Promise)' but is not actually asthmatic.
Tends to stay within one square metre of his original position on stage, he didn't once, he fell and gave new meaning to the lyric "way down" which was being sung at the time.
Overshadowed by his brother Gerard. They're both sexy.
Mikey apparently loves unicorns, sticks forks in toasters and takes heaters into the shower.
Married to Alicia Simmons (Alicia Way?) they have matching tattoos on their forearms.
Mikey Way is lanky in awkward in the cutest possible way.
Fangirl:OMGZZ Gerahd Way izz soow much hawter dan his bruvva. mikey way izz ugaly + he has azzma
Me:Gerard and Mikey are of equal sexyness. he does not have fucking asthma.
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When a "friend" refers to a period in time where they are THINKING about leaving but could actually arrive in anywhere from 1 to 6 hours (usually later than sooner).
Garret: Don't worry man, on my way !
*3 hours later*
Garret arrives
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1:did you hear? george bush says he is going to handle iraq the american way
2:we're fucked then
1:indeed we are
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