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The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.
Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."
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when a guy masturbates prior to having sex so he lasts longer
Friend: Yo how did it go?
Me: It was amazing, I was in there for 30 minutes cus of that infinite stamina glitch.
Friend: ohhhh right??
People who are beyond stupid and are just oblivious to anything. They do the most mindless things ever. They don’t know how to function at all. They can’t even do the simplest things to help their own team. They suck at every game they touch and they should never play a video game again.
“Holy crap that guy has infinitely negative iq“
“How is it possible to have infinitely negative iq?”
“What is she doing? she must have infinitely negative iq”
“Man the people on roblox imposter have less than infinitely negative iq”
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We are in an infinite loop of existential dread and anger. Once one among us disappears another one takes its place. We are all sus and imposter at the end of the day. This is the groundhogs' day of society. As this loop continues we will all infinitely suffer and go towards eternal damnation. At the end of the day, it's all about the friends we made along the way, as it's the only way we can drown out our sorrows and pain. Amogus will always be there, or else u will be square...
We are all eternally trapped in the infinite amogus theory destined to suffer.
The situation wherein a small group of nerds will tend to jump from tangent to tangent because each point gives other people new things they want to talk about.
"Okay, so my wizard will cast color spray on the three guards."
"Man, wizards are so overpowered"
"Wait till I get epic level and can teleport you into orbit of the planet. You can't get down unless you have some ability to fly"
"Wouldn't you just explode from the pressure"
"Actually, as long as you breath out, you can stay alive and conscious for a minute or so. And the people at spaceX have training for when this might happen"
"Man, I'm amazed that a privately funded space organization has gotten so far"
"It's what happens when you get a bunch of nerds together"
"And a lot of money"
"You don't need the money, one of my professors built a submarine with his friends"
"It must have been a pain in the ass to organize"
"Yeah, it's like herding cats, where one of them can weld really well!"
... this infinite nerd recursion can continue indefinitely ...
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A horrible community of people worse than rainbow six siege. All everyone does on there complain and whine about how they got ghosted in IF and their pet peeves. It’s a game, not a simulator
Person 1: I hate how people taxi at more than 2 knots
Person 2: How dare they put them in jail!
Person 3: ok calm down infinite flight community
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The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.
"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut
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