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Marrying or dating a man/woman who already has many kids.
I sure don't know why he's dating her...who'd wanna marry into all those Insta-Kiddos??
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When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.
Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!
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When a person, not having real friend's make's them up. ie imaginary
Oh, look it's sarah, she has to make insta-Friends cause she's to much of freak to get real one's. Let's go laugh in her face.
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When any person rips a fart in front of a fan (rotating preferred) while an unexpecting person in the room with you gets to enjoy that sweet sweet anal vapour, hence insta-stink cause it instantly stinks.
While laying in bed with our fan blowing on us I ripped a rather large fart and the insta-stink went up my girlfriend's nose. Who needs the old fashoned dutch oven when you can use this perfect odour enhancer.
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Everyone wishes to be instagram famous. are you even a typical white girl who pretends she’s tumblr if you don’t?? who wouldn’t want to sit behind a screen only posting the best aspects of ur life pretending you have ur shiz together!?!? then to have thousands of people with they were you when in reality your a hot mess!!
“when i grow up daddy, i want to be insta famous!!”
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Dude, why did she post that sketchy pic on facebook? It's like opening a jar of insta-rape.
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A good friend on the social media app/site Instagram
"Follow me"
"K"
"OMG love ur posts insta buddies for life"
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