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When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.
Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.
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This is the process of koalaing on to the bottom of a bull so that your head is under the testicles of the bull similar to a 69. You fit one testicle inside your mouth and try to hold on for as long as possible.
Yesterday at the rodeo they let me try inverted bull riding, it was a real hoot and a half.
Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.
A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.
B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.
A sexual position that requires the female to lie face down with her buttocks arched into the air. The male then mounts the female from behind and while inside of her he gently raises both legs to perfectly balance on her behind. If perfect balance is acquired than the male can be slightly nudged and he will begin to rotate like the blades of a helicopter.
"Last night I gave Jennifer an Inverted Gyro-Copter and she loved it!"
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When you stick your dick deep inside a woman’s throat and finish
“And that’s the inverted chimney sweep, the last of the 17 basic sexual positions”
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The Inverted Pancake Flip is considered to be one of the most graceful and acrobatic sexual acts to be conceived and performed in rural post-modern Canadian cultures. It involves a male laying with his back on the floor, with his legs situated on an adjacent bed as if seated in a chair. A woman or partner rides him in the cowgirl position. The male then repositions his feet to the edge of the bed for maximum leverage, grabs his partner by the hips, and in an incredible display of athleticism, pushes off with his feet to perform a backflip to be completed into the missionary position. This feat is typically performed during the anal and unlubricated variation of cowgirl starting position to enhance grip.
Since Rachel lost the baby, she didn't technically deserve breakfast in bed on mother's day. So Steve decided to just give her an Inverted Pancake Flip instead.
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An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
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