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The greatest piece of electronic equipment ever invented, the iPod, since its release in 2001, has made easier the lives of music fans everywhere. Yeah right, hahahah. In reality, the iPod is a complete piece of horse feces. The day that mine broke was the best day of my life, and it was also 3 months after I bought the stupid thing. Ask any Ipod user and they will say that they spend more time sorting out the kinks with the piece of shit than they do actually listening to it. The only reason that iPods are so popular is that Apple has so much money to spend on advertising that pretty much the whole of north america and the u.k. don't bother to research alternatives. The average lifespan of an iPod is about 6 months, and these things cost about 3 times as much as the sansa e200's, which in fact are infinitely superior in design. The only good aspects of the iPod is that it has enough disk space to hold every song ever made,it can be used as a form of compensation for those cursed with small penises, and it's small enough to fit in your asshole, which is what most people become once purchasing an ipod. Undoubtedly the biggest waste of money and time since the invention of collectible action figures. I just want to add that I am the proud owner of a cd player, and my life became infinitessimaly more simple and happy once my iPod broke. The only way to ensure that an ipod does not break is to not take it out of the box.
Bill: Hey guess what? I just got an Ipod!
Joe: Oh, you poor fucker.
Bill: Here, you want to listen to some music on my Ipod?
Joe: *sigh, with a feeling of great sadness at the fact that his best friend has become an ipod zombie*
Bill: I'll take that for a yes. *pullign Ipod out of his asshole* Hey, why wont it turn on? How can the battery be dead? I charged it this morning! What's that it says on the screen? Oh my god, it says "congradulations, you are now the owner of an ipod, which now that you have tried to use it, will spontaneously combust"!
*ginormous boom as the ipod bursts into flames*
Bill: Aw, c'mon, I paid 500 dollars for this thing just to have it explode when I try to listen to Journey?
Joe: *Loads Journey cd into his cd player and walks away, slowly shaking his head.*
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Ipod is either 2 things
It's either apple's shitty ass attempt at cashing in on the music industry with an iPhone that's not as good
Or a robot masquerading as a human thats also a shitty ass youtuber hiding under the name ipodgaming565 and he never shows his face cause he's a robot, and he also raped gaster
Ex 1: my ipod fucking sucks I want a refund
Ex2: they say ipod still haunts the internet today
A $300 convenience charge on music
My 2-year-old iPod just died the other day, and those 8 gig Nanos are a rip-off, so now I'm looking at blowing around $300 on a new one.
crystal: jay will you go on a date with me?
jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ?
crystal: but you ain't a player, loser!
a more modern MP3 player that is made by apple, however, over the years has become irrelevant with the invention of the iPhone which is a combination of the iPod and a phone, a more convenient and useful piece of technology
If you are under the age of 75, you should not have an iPod anymore.
A way to say you have a phone to show off in front of your friends, even though is isn't as good as a phone.
"YO! I got an iPhone!" Says child 1
"That is an iPod you piece of crap" says child 2