One

The IQ score of the 45th U.S president.

Donald Trump has an IQ score of one.

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that one

What old, out-of touch presidential candidates refer to their opponents as when they are too old and out of touch to remember their fucking names during a debate.

Moderator: Who's gonna kick your ass in the upcoming election?

John McCain: That one. <Points, but does not look at Senator Obama>

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One

A classical number, Used to describe how many, For example, We could say "One cup" Or, 'One chair' Like that, OR! it could be a name of a song like "One KISS is all it takes"

One time I walked.

one

one is a fag that tries so hard to be funny.

nobody actually likes one, he's gay

one: yo wanna hear this new joke i came up with?
everybody: shut the fuck up, one

no one

the guy that is mentioned in every meme ever made

no one:
People making memes: "No one:"

the one

The person who has the power to change things within The Matrix, i.e. Neo.

Also a crappy movie starring Jet Li traversing parallel dimensions.

Morpheus believes that Neo is the one.

After watching The One, i wanted to go back in time and kill myself as to prevent myself from watching said movie.

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One

This heart is filled…
With love for you!!!
All the things I wish…
I could say and do…

How about I say a few…
The sunset nights…
Actually…
It is not what I want to do…

It is just being with YOU!!
That I want to do!!!!
Obvious I can be…
A smile and a wave for you to see…
Being in close proximity…

Seeing your eyes…
And that smile…
They both make me melt…
All the touches to be felt…

Surprises I can do…
To show you always…
My love for you!!!
This is what I look forward to:)

I guess I am not done…
I can’t forget about those arms…
Oh… the dreams I have had …
Some were quite fun…

And with that…
One last thing…
I love YOU!!!
Always … my everything ❤️❤️❤️

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