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when your for you page is full of shirtless teenage boys, dancing, povs and mainly the hype house(in other words fucking boring). it has nothing to do with your sexuality.
person 1: so what’s on your for you page?
person 2: it’s just charli.
person 1: ohh so you’re on straight tiktok!
Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.
Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."
*awkward pause*
Bro: "Um.. thanks.."
*hot girl walks by*
Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"
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The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.
n. Informal.
One who is honest and forthright.
He never lies, he is a straight shooter.
"I bumped into a young black man and said, "My bad." Without even looking up he said, "You straight."
—Ta-Nehisi Coates in "Between the World and Me"
a person: yeah, im on straight tiktok
*everyone else leaves*
A straight ally is someone who is not part of the LGBT+ minority, but supports their rights and promotes equality for all. They're often related to or know people that aren't cis/hetero/allo, and are found in groups such as the Gay-Straight Alliances.
However, the A in LGBTQA does NOT stand for ally; it stands for the arospectrum, often times shortened to arospec, which includes aces, aros, graysexuals, grayromantics, demisexuals, demiromantics, quioromantic, akiromantic, etc. etc.
I have a friend that isn't LGBT+ but is a straight ally and still wants to go to the gay parade. Honestly, I think they're more excited than I am.
Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.