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Human excrement. Basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your ass looking the same way it went into your mouth. But, on the way out, it needs a jacket. That is what the turd wrapped around your shat out corn is. The poop keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.
I was at a BBQ yesterday and today I birthed a corn jacket. (IE, my poop was studded with corn.)
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The jacket you dont give two shits about and wear to college parties that so when you get hammered and lose it, it doesn't matter
Friend: Yo dude! have you seen my north face jacket. I think i left it at the party.
You: No bro, should've worn your party jacket like me. i lost it but i dont give two shits.
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A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU JIZZ JACKET
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The act of 2 males putting their penises in the same condom, simultaneously.
Mike: Sorry i cant, im meeting up with martin later.
Steve: I bet your gonna be wearing a Berghaus Jacket with him later!
Mike: Shutup Steve!
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U pay a shitload of money for a regular jacket, then u look like a puffy douchemellow. U also become a big target for muggers.
Man 1:My friend was mugged when he was walking around with his friends
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him
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A jacket worn by an independent person to differentiate themselves from the mainstream. The opposite is a team jacket, or any other jacket that is commonly worn by the masses.
Brad: I can't find my personal jacket.
Phil: It's time to go, here, just use this Seahawks jacket.
Brad: No man! That's a team jacket, I need my personal jacket.
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The act of eating Clam Chowder or any seafood dish, then throwing it up on someone's chest. This can be related to a Cosby Sweater but using seafood instead of cereal.
Luke: Did you see Brandon throw up his seafood salad all over that waitress last night?
James: Yeah. He totally gave her a fisherman's jacket.
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