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jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)
jacob is so cool
An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)
You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.
Bringer of definitions.
The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!
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A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.
Guy: Jacob, you suck balls
Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !
(loud squelching sounds)
Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
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always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner
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A funny but short guy, terrible at fighting games, and way too into pokemon
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Jacob is a guy who's shy at first until you get to know him. He'll tell you he has a crush on you after guessing 5 million times and deny everything his friends said he said about you. Later on you tell him you don't like him that like that and you guys become friends. Soon enough you start talking about random things. Later on your friend will email him saying they like him and he will say the same. You ask if he lied and he'll say it's no big deal. You tell him to apologize to your friend after having a big argument about it. He'll change the topic to something happening outside of the topic and you argue again. Then you will make him apologize but he does it with more lies. You ask him to do so again but this time without lies and he accuses you of guilt tripping him into liking your friend! (Like who tf does that?!?) Soon enough your no longer friends because he did it all for reputation.
Jerry: Yo is that Jacob
Garry: Ya, he's only friends with people for his own reputation
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