the most innocent kid and has never watched a x video but still has a dirty mind
me-"jake have you watched the hub recently"
Jake-"no. what is the hub?"
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A person usually 13-21 who blindly follows trends and popular stuff, they tend to make fun of people who donβt. They have an over exaggerated sense of self worth and typically act like douche bags. They are very insecure and about themselves and are desperate for attention.
Oh yeah heβs such a Jake, he acts like heβs the shit when really heβs a huge pussy. He told me he only listens to rap music and wears white shoes because itβs popular and actually doesnβt like either of those things. He was making fun of someone with his friends the other day for no apparent reason.
Heβs the best person everβ¦ No long explanation needed, he is the G.O.A.T
Juan: Yo, you know Jake?
Jerry: That guy is amazingness
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Well, to start off, he'll be the best friend you'll ever have. He'll always be there for you when you need someone. He's very caring,fun, and outgoing. He likes to do crazy stuff with his friends. Always looks on the brightside and is barely down. He'll make you feel special.
Female 1:Hey, is that Jake?
Female 2:Yea!
Female 1:I dare you to say hi to him!
Female 2:but I'm too shy..
Female 1:Fine, I'll say it then.
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Female 1:Hi Jake!! :)
Jake:Heyy. :D
Female 1:**Faints**
Jake:Woaaah, did I do something??
BAM, she just fangirled until she fainted.
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Someone who has so many elements to their personality you can't ever describe them.
'Woah, did you see that guy? He's obviously a Jake'
'Yeah man, he's an awesome Jake'
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A big thot. Often seen wearing vineyard vines whilst looking angry due to untreated constipation.
"Did you see Jake today"
"Please dont remind me he exists"
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A guy that is so amazingly kind, loving, handsome, strong, and romantic. He is someone who you can't help but fall in love with.
Girl 1: wow you are so lucky to have jake as your boyfriend.
Girl 2: I know.
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