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(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant
I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.
The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear
Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.
Jammy dabs eg jammy dodgers refers to menstruation. Describing the beige ring with red centre in Scottish slang
Friends a: you getting lucky with the Mrs tonight?
Friend b: no chance of that, she’s got her jammy dabs
Blaming others and/or fabricating a lesson learnt as a way to either save face or cover up woeful strategy, tactics or messing up.
"The plan isn't working, you're using the wrong tools"
"If Mavis had listened we'd have done it. Anyway I got the data and know how it will be better next time"
"Stop pulling a fucking Jammi!"
To accuse a Jewish person of being a neo-Nazi in an attempt to slander them. Named after hideous internet activist Nandini Jammi.
"In an attempt to discredit Joel Goldstein, his political opponents Jammied him."
She is very nice and smart and needs grammar classes
Jammi is the person to go for homework
Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”