That stupid "Fabby Jammy" is so bad a apex legends.
The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.
Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker
When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'
British slag for lucky bastard or a really yummy dinning place with a chef who creates new menus on a wimb, the brew served is delectable and not just in a blue moon kind of way (also serves 40oz in brown paper bags) and the best part of all, he always has a table reserved for TheBig Lebowski, his duder, el duderino, or as I like to say “the dude him self”
But I’m just another dude looking for my other rug ….. ya feel me.
He got the last bit of toast, that jammy buggar.
(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant
I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.
The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear
Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.
Another way to say you're going to go masturbate.
Sorry I can't come out onight I'm gonna have a jammy bop.