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noun.
Quite possibly the chillest bunch of dudes that assembles as often as possible. While all members of jank are musical in some respect and are known for sparks of humourous ingeniousy, they blaze quite often in their natural habitat, the Tree House.
verb.
Jankarse
Hey u guys wanna jank this weekend??
-Fuck yes dude, then perhaps an epic jamsesh?
And a volcano sesh ensued, with hints of virtual barber shop, eating vast amounts of cookies, bagel bites, and tostinos pizza rolls, and singing at proposterous volumes. Smiling laughing and rejoce was noted at the scene of JANK.
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A form of picking on each other, associated with "Ya Momma".
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Too cum or jizz, possibly on some one or something
Dude i janked all over Your hair xD
Ew that shit really looks like jank
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word jank. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'j' ...jank is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. jank, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, jank falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John janked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley janks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the janking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too janking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is janking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a jank.
As part of a word ...absojankinglutely -or- injankingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...jank the janking jankers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of jank...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got janked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh jank it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really janked now.
Agression ...Don't jank with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this janking question.
Inquiry ...Who the jank was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the jank is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a jank-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go jank yourself...
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A noun used in slang to describe both the penis and testicles.
Dude, the dog bit me like an inch from my janks!
Keep your hands away from my janks, bro!
I haven't had a shower in 4 days, and my janks is reeking dude!
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Whence a basketball player dunks and while hanging on the rim puts his balls on an opposing players face or head area.
Damn that mutha just got janked by numba 2!
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i janked my girlfriend so hard last night she had an orgasm even after we jank
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