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Japanese button

Used by the English speaking player base in Square-Enix's MMO: FFXI, as an excuse for the superiority of Japanese players in every aspect of the game.

<JohnSmith>:"OMG why does this frickin jp always claim my VE????"
<SusieQ>:"Its the Japanese button"

by k3nt2 March 29, 2008

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Japanese Haystack

Common nickname for ramen due to its similarities to the traditional corn chip, bean and salad dish popularised by the Seventh-day Adventist movement.

β€œHey, that Japanese Haystack looks delicious!”

β€œOh, it’s so good. The ramen chef has been developing his recipe for years.”

by ConcernedBretheren August 29, 2020

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Japanese Voyeurs

One Bad-Ass band with one beast of a lead singer :)

Wow Yolk is Badass!
What do you expect it's the Japanese Voyeurs.

by JV Maniac. July 24, 2011

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Japanese Girls

Obviously females originating from Japan. Looking at the other definitions, though, there seem to be an ulterior meaning.

There are a number of American men who prefer Asian ladies (especially Japanese) because they believe American women (or possibly western women in general) are undesirable due to a lack of lady-like qualities.

Many (notably feminists) have the misconception that Japanese females are naturally submissive, which seems to be proven incorrect by the definition above me. Aside from that, though, it is true that most women in Japan are not submissive, but it is also true that they do not tend to view relationships as a struggle for power like many American women.

Guy A: What kind of women do you like?

Guy B: I like Asian girls. Vietnamese and Chinese girls are fantastic! But Guy C told me Japanese girls were great!

by BusinessMan August 9, 2005

336πŸ‘ 227πŸ‘Ž


Japanese Sweatervest

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.

Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

by pud monkey May 26, 2005

32πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Japanese Parachute

On the roof of your house, after anal sex, blast your load all over her back, then throw her off the roof.

Not realizing where I parked, I destroyed my car when I gave her a Japanese Parachute.

by rjmcg88 February 23, 2009

36πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


japanese sandblaster

When a man of asian descent sprinkles sand on your face during a cum facial

You wouldn't believe the Japanese sandblaster I got tonight.

by japsandblastinthemhoes November 24, 2013

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž